Secretly, at night, I wished for the Cold War to come back. Please, Jesus, make the Russians evil again. I prayed for it. It's not as sick as you think. Wait. Yeah, it is.
1. I like the idea of global nuclear arsenals. I like the idea of not knowing who's going to pop off and use a nuke. Nuke nuke nuke. Nuke 'em! Taliban gining you shit? Nuke 'em. French being snotty? Nuke 'em. China getting a bit uppity? Nuke 'em. Or, at least have that valid threat.
2. I want to see reruns of War Games. Great movie. Does not stand the test of time though. Don't watch.
3. More secret aeroplanes. Sweet. Now we'll finally get that US flying saucer we've been craving.
4. Validate the Olympics. It sucks that we've been beating the Russians for like 20 years now and not getting a wiff of awesomeness because they're not a superpower anymore.
5. Second Sino-Russian War!!!! China and Friends versus Russian and... well, no one. Even the French hate the Russians. Take that Vladdy! Take your stupid basketball players back.
6. defending Poland is awesome.
7. New 21st century cold war strategy games. Jeez, I am so sick of playing 1991's hottest war titles.
But most of all, it just seems right. Sure, Russia is in the twilight of its career, but that doesn't mean it won't be fun to kick their Red Army Asses from here to Kuala Lampour and back. Beat the Russians! Beat Beat the Ru-shins!
Don't get all huffy about the suffering of the stupid babies and crap like that either. That's why I want to fight Russia, to stop tht shit, yo.
So, slap a flag on your ass, question Obama's patriotism, and get Jingo for the new war.
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Hey stalker boy...you forgot your fucking medication again! You are court ordered to take it. So be a good little boy and take your pilly willies. Take all of them if you want!
I am with you. Bring back russian communists so we can have real bad guys who need nuked.
TV
MI: You forgot your other 2 jokes. You're court order to make the same two mindless jokes.
TV, absofreakinglootely
WOLVERINES!
I miss the cold war, I have a category as that at DMDSS
Who was joking? I was dead serious you dumb shit.
MI: Shut up, loser face. Go eat poo.
You are poo!
A big stink'n steam'n giant pile of pig poo.
(Sticking tongue out at you.)
:P
So eat me!
Now nuking the French may have merit.....
Freakin' nuke everybody? What's everyone so uptight about. It's going to be great.
I will start killing Russians for you!
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