Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Let Me Tell You Something About Hillary Clinton

You Democrats made a HUGE fucking mistake. Even I was impressed by her last night. Instead, you nominated a stuck up, paranoid, anti-American, bitter, childish, ego driven dickhead and let him put Joey Beans on the ticket. Obama is a liar, a con artist, a stuffed shirt, a puppet and a nobody.

Hillary would have wasted no time going after McCain. Obama spent months whining. You can see he's over his head and doesn't belong. Look, I understand what he represents and I know he's a change from Bush. Unfortunately, for most Americans he's not an acceptable change. Hillary would have been. Would have. Her cries for unity underscore why she is better than Barack Obama. He won and he still didn't want unity.

He and Clinton are almost identical in policy and ideology. He's an ass. She's not. She can work with people. He's a spoiled little brat. And he's not all that sharp, despite his Finishing School Education and his career wife.

Feel free to tow the party line and vote for him of you want, that way I'll get to make fun of you for doing it.

16 comments:

Malicious Intent said...

"Obama is a liar, a con artist, a stuffed shirt, a puppet and a nobody."

So is this some form of pyschotherapy where you transfer your own deep seated insecure feelings and issues about yourself onto a public figure and then bash them to make yourself feel better?

Just asking...cause that has to be what you are doing. It is probably the only way you can live with yourself.

FreeOscar said...

Cankles!
Cankles!
Cankles!

Malach the Merciless said...

Hey, Obama is better than an Albino Midget who can't lift his arms over his head, can't remeber how rich he is, and was a D Student.

I so hope he cuts his own throat and puts Uncle Mitt on the ticket.

AngryMan said...

Obama needs to do more to reach out to Hillary supporters. He has to learn to work hard, he's shown little ability to do it since he got nominated.

Malicious Intent said...

Day 1 of the RNC schedule:

7:00 pm Ceremonial burning of the U.S.
Constitution

7:15 pm Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic seance
in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave

7:35 pm "The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy
Giuliani

8:05 pm Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator
Larry Craig

8:35 pm - Transvestite Ann Coulter "My Life as a Man"

8:55 pm Live satellite feed from Federal Prison Ohio Rep.
Bob
Ney

9:05 pm Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley
" Joys with Young Boys"

9:25 pm Oliver North " Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons
anyway"

9:40 pm Bill O' Reilly " The costs of sexual harassment and
phone sex with employees"

10:00 pm Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman
and Geraldo Rivera

10:25 pm Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if
his adult diaper needs changed.


10:35 pm N.R.A.
President hosts an assault riffle target practice
on Gays and Mexicans.


10:45 pm - Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney
accidentally shoots his friend in the face.


11:00 pm President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine
where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.


11:15 pm Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny
imitation of Gomer Pyle.


11:20 pm Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug
rehab

11: 45 pm Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless
Vets sleeping in alley.


12:00 am Live satellite feed from Federal Prison California
Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham

12:20 am Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G.
Gordon Liddy
Lock picking secrets

12: 40 am Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz
"How to lie your Country into a War"

1:00 am Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay
"Tips on Money Laundering"

1:15 am Hookers arrive for after party

Mike said...

Fucking great. I don't have to show up until 1:15.

Although I am going to miss that assault rifle target practice part.

Forrest Proper said...

Hillary "works" with people the same way a steam-roller does.

Her die-hard supporters are scary- they're a bunch of maniacal, utterly irrational, blood-crazed loons. Hell, with a little more work they could almost be Republicans.

Moooooog35 said...

C.Rag: You had me at 'cankles.'

Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

Funny. I was comparing Obama to Hillary. Only ONE person challenged that she was better.

So the rest of you agree it was a mistake?

Malicious Intent said...

I think we just agree you are the poster child for birth control and didn't want to give you the satisfaction of saying one way or the other.

Muah! Loves and Kisses!!

Malicious Intent said...

I think we just agree you are the poster child for birth control and didn't want to give you the satisfaction of saying one way or the other.

Muah! Loves and Kisses!!

FreeOscar said...

Mooog,

You had me at small penis.

Moooooog35 said...

C.Rag: You sound like my mom.

Forrest Proper said...

Sarah Palin???

*snicker*

No, really, being on-term mayor of a town of 7400 qualifies you to be President, really it doe...

*ulp*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

MI: If I was wrong, you'd tell me and present evidence. I know you. You'd never let me live this post down if I was wrong. You must agree with me then.

Oh, and I'd love to come and be mean to you at your blog, but I read the posts and I just can't make fun of you.

BAH! I hate sappy sad feelings...

Make it stop!

Malicious Intent said...

Bite me you evil troll! And I don't agree with you and it's obvious that drives you nuts I won't comment on it because you are still whinning about it like a 5 year old.

Awe, sweet of you to not bash me whilst in the middle of heavy shit. You'll just have to do it here until I write up my feelings on the presidential race. Then you can have your fun.

Pig face.