Spain

You have to give the Spanish Basketball Team a pass on that 'Asian Eye' picture thingy. Mrs. Dr. Murk is Asian, so I should be offended. But I'm not. They're Spaniards! What did you expect?

A Spanish guy walks into a bar carrying a piece of shit in his hand. The bartender is disgusted. The Spaniard says, "I know! I almost stepped in it!"

This Spanish guy goes to a whore house with five bucks and asks for the special. The madame leads him to a dark room. He emerges 15 minutes later. Another patron asks him how it went. "Well," he said, "She put whipped cream and a cherry on my dong. Then she started to eat it off!" "How was it?" the other man asked. "Tasted the same as it always does, I guess."

How many babies does a Spaniard have? Depends on how quick Interpol catches him.

How do you make a Spanish guy smile? Pay him for the blow job.

How come Spanish guys don't ride unicycles? They spend all their time raping old ladies.

How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Depends on how deep you want it.

Why don't Spaniards take baths? Because they're fucking monkeys!

Where's the best place to find a Spanish watch? Up a goat's ass.