Reviews

I asked some of my celebrity buddies to review my site. Here are the results:

"Dr. Murk is okay."
- Jon Lithgow

"I love this blog! Who wrote it?"
- Meg Ryan

"Better than coke and ludes."
- Robert Downey, Jr.

"I'm just glad my son is not gay."
- Robert Downey, Sr.

"It's an affront to censorship, morals and public decency."
- Roman Polanski

"When do I get to bark like a dog?"
- Jane Seymore

"He told me my face looked like an old brown vynil couch."
- Robert Redford

"Magical family fun."
- Charles Manson

"His poop tastes like chilli."
- Wynona Ryder

"I take him black with one sugar."
-Sean Connery

"Gggggllllleee"
-Chris Farley

"I'll never understand how one white boy can ruin so much progress. Can someone rub out my thigh cramp?"
- Oprah Winfrey

"I was in some cool movies."
- John Cusack

"Four score and seven years ago, Murk Rocks!"
- Abraham Lincoln

"Down. And to the left."
-Kevin Costner

"Every so often a man comes along and pisses on your shit and calls it baby. Dr. Murk is that man."
- Lindsay Lohan

"I seen his beans. NARSTY!"
- Elijah Wood

"This blog is so good, I'll never read anything else."
- Stevie Wonder