Tuesday, July 21, 2009

You Wanted Mor Cees????

So, the Chicago Bulls (the team of Joey Polanski) waive forward Tim Thomas on my father's birthday, July 14th. They bought out his $6.8 million dollar contract because due to some identity issues, the only played in 18 games last year. Well, before that he was averaging about 11 points a game and rebounds pretty well and was, I remember, a good shot blocker.

The Celtics, having aquired Rasheed Wallace and more recently Marquise Daniels, still have (I believe) one veteran minimum to hand out. Thomas has already been paid in his buyout. He's a six eleven power forward who plays with energy and a chip on his shoulder. Why the hell not? Come on over Timmy!

Here's the starting lineup:

Rondo
Allen
Pierce
Garnett
Perkins

Then off the bench

some point guard
Eddie House
Maquise Daniels
Glen 'Big Baby' Davis
Rasheed Wallace

Then, in come Tim Thomas to fuck with some people's heads, grab some garbage boards and score like 6 buckets.

That's an 11 man rotation (something Doc Rivers loves and won a championship with, EVEN in the playoff playing 10 guys a game sometimes), and their all scorers. Throw in Bill Walker as your twelve, send Gabe Pruit to Atlanta and get that project kid they drafted (whatever his waste of a name was) down to the D leaugue and now you've got a squad.

Don't enjoy Celtics talk? Well, here's something for you non sports fans.

Suck my dick.

1 comment:

Malach the Merciless said...

Daniels can play point gaurd too