Friday, July 3, 2009

And Now...

CELEBRITY DEATH WATCH:::::

Here's the Vegas odds on these celebs dying in the next month...

Dick Clark 3/2
Keith Richards 10/1
Anna Nicole Smith (again) .off.
Joaquim Phoenix 4/3
Mel Gibson 7/1
Elvis Costello 15/1
Jimmy Carter 2/1
Magic Jonson 32/1
Pamela Anderson 15/1
Martin Sheen 5/1
Oprah Winfrey 524/1
Plaxico Burress 23/5
Denzel Washington 43/3
Tonya Harding 12/1
Kim Catrall 37/1
Pedro Gomez 112/3
Billy D. Williams 23/2
Barry Sanders 221/1
Billy Mays .off.
Kevin Bacon 666/1
Chuck D 12/1
S. Epatha Merkerson 41/1
Maury Pocich 5/1

3 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Dick Clark will live forever after his serum dose.

Joey Polanski said...

No odds on Danny Bonaduce?

Are you sure you went to th REAL Vegas, Doc?

Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

Those were some of the bets I laid down. Well well well, Steve McNair fooled us all.