Saturday, February 14, 2009

Speaking of Cylons

I'm off to Florida with the Cylons. So, here's what I think we just learned.

Cobol ---- First Cylons made. WAR! Holocaust. Everyone flees Cobol, icluding a group of biological cylons.

13 Colonies ----- It takes a while, but idiot humans make cylons again. Meanwhile the 13th colony of old cylons inhabits Earth. Somehow they get a warning (porbably Starbuck in some weird time travel deal) and head out at sub light speed to warn the other cylons and fix them. The old cylons make a deal with the new cylons to give them the biological technology in order to end the cycle of conflicts. It doesn't work.

WAR! 2nd Holocaust.

Long return to earth. Everything startes to be revealed.

If new cylon biological units can reproduce biologically, it might convince them to stop trying to kill humans. If the two races can interbreed, they might all get along.

Just my thoughts.

3 comments:

The Preacherman said...

Interesting take.

Shag a Cylon. I'll try owt once

Malach the Merciless said...

I shag all the cylons, even that old sadist psycho one

AngryMan said...

Getting along is for pussies. And not the kind of pussies you want to frack, the kind of pussy that is a weakling.