here is another piece of mail that got lost:
Dear Dr Murk-
last night i had this dream that you were chasing me around with a ladle and had the tail of a squirrel. at first i was scared, but then i was oddly turned on.
does this happen frequently?
To answer your first question first, yes. Dreaming happens frequently. Some people dream of old friends and better days. Some people dream that the world will end. Other people have the SquirrelMurk with a Ladle Dream.
Dreams are such a broad topic that...
Anyways, dream interpretation is a side camp of Fruedian psychology that is often used to make penises out of pie charts, so, I will use a more neo-clastic, Reagan based turn for turn wrap analysis of your dreamy-poo.
The Murk stands for authority with wicked intentions. The Ladle is the cup with which wickedness catches innosence's leavings. Your initial fear is the spark of curiosity. The Squirrel tail implies a foreign, but somehow familiar and cozy beastlike presence. Then, you are safe. warm, aroused.
Mmmmmmm. It makes sense to me. ;)
Murk
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Sometimes a squirrel and a ladle just means stew for dinner.
i think in the dream i was more aroused than innocent. but great interpretation.
You want me
Do I owe you for these therapy sessions?
Great. Now I'm in the mood for squirrel soup.
Now I want to beat someone with a ladle and eat a pie chart.
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