Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Yo, I Murk!

Okay, sabatical over.

Look people. We're fucked. There is only one hope. Head Drill.

That's right.

Head Drill.

okaysoletsalllgetadrillandmakeaholeinourhead.

Okay. Put the drill down.

Realize one thing.

1/3- your crazy ass
2/3- everyone else's crazy ass

Lets bring it home. Yes, you screw stuff up but most of the really screwed up stuff is done to you.

Analysis: Not Your Fault

Have a cookie.

11 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

What voltage should I use?

Pope Benedict XVI said...

Jesus will solve all your problems, yes, yes.

FreeOscar said...

How much for this session?

Cash said...

The insanity percentage of Hu-Mans will bring you down. Canine do not suffer from such high levels. What crazy canines exist are very useful in the Revolution. Crazy or not I will heads on poles.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!©

Hot4AngryMan said...

Some have called me a stalker. I use to be a man...a polish man, but I'm all woman now. I just want to touch the Golden Penis.

Sara Sue said...

I'd prefer my lobotomy to be old school. Ice pick through the eye socket, please.

Forrest Proper said...

I agree with your analysis, but as a perfectionist I think I should practice on others before attempting it on myself, because I want to get it completely right.

I may go down to DC to work on my technique. When's Congress in session?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

what kind of cookie are you offering?

hmmm, that guy in the van with the sliding door said the same thing to coax me inside.

Eve said...

Screwed up stuff is done to me all the time.

Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

Okay, listen. The cookie is made out of your brains, it cost fitty cent and I just don't give a flippity fogdone fuck if this works or not... I just want to drill holes in my head.

Hobbs von Wackamole said...

It's all happening kiddies!!!!!