Monday, December 29, 2008

True New York

So, I decided to do some research on the big city before I leave for my New Year's adventure. From Gribley's Travel and Wartnot:

New York City, New York Prefecture, American States - New York is a hostile land known for it's rats and transexuals. Residents travel underground and live on top of one another. Everything costs five dollars. Many people with blades attack everyone who moves. Inanimate objects are possesed by ethnic sex demons. Command like "Take your clothes off" are heard from the windows and the busses are on fire at night.

1 comment:

Malach the Merciless said...

Let me guess you watched "The Warriors" and "Escape from New York" as you informercials?