I've Tried...

I can't stand Barack Obama. I just plain don't like the man. The same way I plain don't like George Bush. I'll go as far as to say, he's the Black Democratic George Bush. His sound bites contain horrible grammar, made up words, practiced slogans a rhetoric with no substance.

"cheerleaded" is not a word, Senator Obama.

"The McCain-[Sarah] Palin ticket, they don't want to debate the Obama-Biden ticket on issues because they are running on eight more years of what we've just seen. And they know it," the Democratic presidential nominee said. "As a consequence, what they're going to spend the next seven, eight weeks doing is trying to distract you."

Distract us from your lack of experience and voting record? Distract us from your anti-American statements, your gender bashing, your character flaws, your past drug use and your muslim roots?

"They're going to talk about pigs, and they're going to talk about lipstick; they're going to talk about Paris Hilton, they're going to talk about Britney Spears. They will try to distort my record, and they will try to undermine your trust in what the Democrats intend to do."

How could that trust ever be undermined? They only people voting for you are Democrats, who don't care who you are or what you stand for, only that you get elected. Independents are considering you. Moderates dislike you. Christians don't trust you.

And if you honestly think your ten second sound bite sums up the next seven months, that the Republican Party is that stupid as to talk about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears for seven months, you are an ass. Plus, those irrelevant things were all created by YOU, you freaking moron. You mean no one in your campaign heard Sarah Palin make her 'lipstick' comment and warned you that the 'lipstic on a pig' comment could be misconstrued? You honestly think we're dumb enough to not pick up on it? Then, you want to say 'oh, no fair, I didn't mean her!'. Bullshit, you Misoginist. The whole phrase 'lipstick on a pig' is sexist in its implications.

I'm tired of this blackballing. Who does he think he is. Vinny Del Negro? He's a slave to his party. We're not getting caught up in this political lynching, this tar pit politics, this black as night, fist bumping terrorist crap.

And I didn't mean any of that they way it sounded. It wasn't about that crybaby Barack Obama, it was about his economic policy or something else not related to him directly, because I run a clean campaign here.

Freak.