Bad Diseases

The Crumps

Loft Tango Burs

Spoon Foot

Herdie Pump

Imolating Shits

Harbor Knuckle

Specklepecker

Hobo Wandering Disease

Jack and Jill Fever

Hoodups

Pen Pen Droop

Hog and Sandwich Leg Syndrome

Perpetua In Excessivis

Monkey Pox

Butt Ping Red Ring Worm

Hole Indiego

Mops

Swamp Robot Dizzies

Lost Saturday Finger

Cough Cough Splatter Platter

Poverty Peeps

Rock Salt Ennui

Gorp

Good Ole Clap Cock

Giant Neck Tick Paralysis

Bunnybetes

Romeo Castrasis

Italian Soo

Hebertickles

Chinese Squat Syndrome

Heavy Backend Breath

Luxorpimp Doctor Induction (aka Blackeyes)

So, what's your disease?