Introduced to my by one of my research assistants, this formula is the key to understanding personal relationships for men across the world.
To begin, a simple equation:
Woman = Time x Money
In order to get a woman, a man needs time and money. Addition here won't work, due to the factoral nature of the amount of time and money needed.
And we all know the next equation:
Time = Money
Time is money. Using substitution, we get:
Woman = Money x Money (Money Squared)
We also know that money is the root of all evil.
So, the square root of evil squared is... evil. So, in our final analysis:
Woman = Evil
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Wow, that is about the most congent thing you have said in months.
The variable here is transsexuals.
Now you're getting into Quantum Physics, and no one wants that shit.
So Dik Cheney is a woman?
Procedural error there,
surely you should be rooting the woman? ;-)
Shit... it turns out I've been dating "women" too. All that fucking time...
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