Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Fear of a Dead Planet

So, here's a new one on me. It seems that Kansas has popped its ugly anti-science head up again. There's a twist of course. Knowing that environmentalists care about the planet, Kansas is now offering the alternative class "Intelligent Planet".

Ut.

Oh.

What do we do? If we tell them not to teach it, they might just as well say fine, but we have to give up saving it, due to its lack of intelligence. They're tying this in with abortion as well. They arguement goes, if we can kill unborn babies, why can't we kill the planet? We have freedom of choice, right?

Even worse is how they claim there's NO homosexual behavior in the animal kingdom. If we aree, then they've got some ground laid down to upend any attempt at gay marriage. If we disagree, they tell us not to act like butt humping dogs.

They're also starting a worldwide religitainment network. Of the scheduled line up, one of the most disturbing is called "God Made the Atom; God Split the Atom: The Story of God's Wrath and Mercy Through Nuclear Fission".

They have also banned every book from the classroms, even the Bible. If we support this, we look like a bunch of book burning Neanderthals. If we oppose it, they plan on returning all the books, incliding the bible back into classrooms.

Spread the word. Post this on your blog. Email it to friend. We must stop Kansas before they get out of control.

7 comments:

AngryMan said...

Kansas is the Geico Cavemen of the United States of America.

Forrest Proper said...

Huh? Kansas is the compost heap of the country.

Malach the Merciless said...

There's no place like home . . .

FreeOscar said...

At least it's not Nebraska.

The Preacherman said...

Isn't Kansas some'at to do wi the Munchkins?

I dunno I'm pissed again

Mike said...

There's nothing in Kansas but tornadoes and corn. Let's give Kansas back to Kanada. They were made for each other.

Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

I made some of that up. Actually, all of it.