Hojo is this dude on the Wand of Wonder Multi Blog http://www.third-option.com/wow.htm.
Here are some interesting Hojo facts:
One time, Hojo lifted two elephants on a concrete slab with his pinky. That's right.
Hojo does NOT stand for Howard Johnson's. It stands for Horrendous Jackass, a term of endearment very few have earned.
Hojo walks upright, but can run faster than a cheatah when on all fours.
Hojo taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.
Hojo showers 8 times a day to wash off the blood of his enemies and friends.
Hojo owns 12 circuses and one Hojoworld amusement park.
Hojo wastes no time telling the ladies how to do it.
Hojo shoots kids who wear wheelies.
Hojo is a well known cure for headaches. He removes the brain and stuffs it with flexible straws.
When Hojo speaks people shut the fuck up and listen with every body cavity.
Hojo can survive underwater, during a nuclear attack, after an asteroid strike in the middle of a tornado storm for 1000 years.
Hojo makes Dark Murk Perks with his thoughts.
Hojo is not tolerant of anything unhojoish.
Hojo insulted 1200 samurai and they walked away crying.
Hojo supports the destruction of our moon, to be replaced by a new orbital battlestation of the same size simply called 'Hojo 1'.
Hojo actually tells Malach how to run all of his sites.
Hojo watches all television channels simultaneously through electronic meditation synchronosis.
Hojo is everybodies best friend, except as far as he's concerned. He could give a shit.
Hojo makes rocks turn into ponies and then kills them with an AK-47.
Hojo is actually 6000 years old and killed Yoda's ghost while travelling to Dagobah.
Hojo repeats himself by saying things once and only once... and then beating the crap out of you.
When Hojo goes to lunch, every building in a fifteen mile radius becomes a five star restaurant. They never let him pay for his meals.
Hojo is wanted in five start systems.
Hojo is to Angryman as Nun-Chucks are to chopsticks. Angryman is equal to the rest of the world as Nun-Chucks are to toothpicks. Therefore, by using the transitive property Hojo is yo you as Nun-Chucks are to helpless kittens.
Hojo.
Hojo.
Hojo.
I feel a Hojo explosion coming on!
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12 comments:
Supporters of the Big Bang Theory have begun to call it a "Hojo explosion."
And you forgot that the song "Gangster of Love" was the best that man could do to describe Hojo love life.
Are you saying that people listen w/their assholes when Hojo starts talking? I think that you weren't paying attention when you posted this list, moron.
angryman,
Yes, my suggestion was ALL holes oncluding nostrils, ears, eyes (which you will soon be missing) and even the ANUS (to be scientific).
He's that important that even your poor little "saving itself for prison" asshole will quiver when he speaks. He will say two words and you'll instantly want to bend over and take it like the ruby cross-dresser you are.
Hojo is to Angryman as Nun-Chucks are to chopsticks.
You just made the list of facts, 'moron'.
Who said I was saving it for prison? I was planning on an akward night of drinking and drug use, thank you!
I heard Hojo invented Coke Black.
Angryman, Oh! In that case, I'll have to adjust your line in the post. Carry on then. Once you're all coked up, give us a call. We've got some decent he man down here.
c. Rag... indeed!
I can't wait to hit a kitten w/my toothpicks. That's what I'm supposed to do, right?
Why use toothpicks?
Blenders, man. Wave of the future. Everything's being done in blenders, got it?
He got TOJO football, he's one HOLY ROLLER.
Here's another fact:
I mauled Hojo.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
Hojo fact, it's time for another post.
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