It's my famous Popcorn Chicken and Taquito Double Layer Cake!
In in other news, ESPN's football coverage has now been simplified for all viewers. The new Sunday Countdown Schedule is as follows:
11 a.m. - a brief discussion about Brett Favre.
11:01 - a question about Tom Brady's health and a comment about the Patriots losing to the Giants in the Superbowl.
11:02 - a discussion about Peyton Manning.
11:05 - coverage of the day's games, complete with references to Brett Favre, Paeyton Manning and and related Patriot's loss.
11:30 - Kenny Mayne does a silly story about Brett favre and Peyton Manning, with a reference to how Eli Manning beat the Patriots in the Superbowl, and so did Brett Favre.
11:45 - A history of Brett favre and Peyton Manning.
11:50 - results from the online poll, What would you pay to see? A Peyton manning Touchdown, a Brett Favre touchdown, or a Patriots loss?
12:00 Tom Jackson does a demonstration on how no one can blitz Brett favre or Payton Manning, complete with a montage of players who have sacked Tom Brady.
12:15 - Cris Carter blows 5 lines of coke off of Chris Berman's thigh.
12:25 - a discussion of how the Patriots have lost a few games this decade and which ones were the most fun to watch.
12:30 - Keyshon Jonson tries to kiss a boy.
12:45 - footage of Peyton Manning and Brett Favre warming up, mixed with footage of Brady being sacked and injured.
12:50 - Cris Carter puts his hands on Tom Jackson for the fiftieth time.
12:55 - Chris Berman ejaculates on a Brett Favre poster.
12:59 - Cris Carter drops his crack-pipe and makes another entertaining ethinic face.
I'm going to go eat my cake.
3 comments:
Wow, you got it right down to the time, did you email this to ESPN? Or at least WEEI?
You have an award over at my blog today to go with your cake!
Popcorn Chicken and Taquito Double Layer Cake!...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Apart from that I have no idea what yer on about. American Football? How come it's called football when they hardly ever use their feet for kicking the ball? And how come the ball is a funny shape?
(Actually I cheer on the Dolphins ever since Dan Marino's time when it first came on UK TV...but don't tell anyone)
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