Hojo is this dude on the Wand of Wonder Multi Blog http://www.third-option.com/wow.htm.
Here are some interesting Hojo facts:
One time, Hojo lifted two elephants on a concrete slab with his pinky. That's right.
Hojo does NOT stand for Howard Johnson's. It stands for Horrendous Jackass, a term of endearment very few have earned.
Hojo walks upright, but can run faster than a cheatah when on all fours.
Hojo taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.
Hojo showers 8 times a day to wash off the blood of his enemies and friends.
Hojo owns 12 circuses and one Hojoworld amusement park.
Hojo wastes no time telling the ladies how to do it.
Hojo shoots kids who wear wheelies.
Hojo is a well known cure for headaches. He removes the brain and stuffs it with flexible straws.
When Hojo speaks people shut the fuck up and listen with every body cavity.
Hojo can survive underwater, during a nuclear attack, after an asteroid strike in the middle of a tornado storm for 1000 years.
Hojo makes Dark Murk Perks with his thoughts.
Hojo is not tolerant of anything unhojoish.
Hojo insulted 1200 samurai and they walked away crying.
Hojo supports the destruction of our moon, to be replaced by a new orbital battlestation of the same size simply called 'Hojo 1'.
Hojo actually tells Malach how to run all of his sites.
Hojo watches all television channels simultaneously through electronic meditation synchronosis.
Hojo is everybodies best friend, except as far as he's concerned. He could give a shit.
Hojo makes rocks turn into ponies and then kills them with an AK-47.
Hojo is actually 6000 years old and killed Yoda's ghost while travelling to Dagobah.
Hojo repeats himself by saying things once and only once... and then beating the crap out of you.
When Hojo goes to lunch, every building in a fifteen mile radius becomes a five star restaurant. They never let him pay for his meals.
Hojo is wanted in five start systems.
Hojo is to Angryman as Nun-Chucks are to chopsticks. Angryman is equal to the rest of the world as Nun-Chucks are to toothpicks. Therefore, by using the transitive property Hojo is yo you as Nun-Chucks are to helpless kittens.
Hojo.
Hojo.
Hojo.
I feel a Hojo explosion coming on!
Murk Out
Friday, June 29, 2007
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Friday, June 22, 2007
Never Count a Man Out Until You've Burried Him
After painful events, reconstructive surgery, a flight from the country, a trip to my secret Swiss Bank account... I am well enough to resume posting.
They stole my sites. They stole my palatial estate. But they didn't get everything.
And I've got news for you son of a bitches: I've got people burried deep into your organization and it is just a matter of time before I get my estate, my sites and my PEOPLE back.
Wand of Wonder... consider yourselves... WARNED.
They stole my sites. They stole my palatial estate. But they didn't get everything.
And I've got news for you son of a bitches: I've got people burried deep into your organization and it is just a matter of time before I get my estate, my sites and my PEOPLE back.
Wand of Wonder... consider yourselves... WARNED.
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