Things not working out the way you planned?
Drop off the grid.
Fact:
A human being needs a bare minimum 1500 Calories to survive and move around.
Large Bulk Calorie Items can be found lying around in sealed packages in back of grocerie stores.
Fact:
A human being requires water.zzzzzzz5432!!!@ find water.com boilit learntomake a fire.
Fact:
Human beings require vitamins and minerals. Target. CVS. WALMART. Cheap.
Fact:
Human beings need shelter. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...bubububububub@!!!!!!!!!! findshelterthere you can find shelter and lots of it. buildafireforwarmth.
Fact:
All human beings die. It's going to happen. It's deciding how you want to spend the time between now and when it does that makes the difference.
ALL HUMANS MUST REPORT FOR....
i think they're reading this...
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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Wait until you see what I bring buy tomorrow!
this is really happening
What about the internet? Can I be off the grid and on the 'net?
I have no intention of dying.
Mind you neither did anyone else
Fact:
I need more beer
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