Question the first:
1. You are Dr. Murk. What is the first thing you do?
a.) Take out life insurance policy on butler.
b.) Rake hoat coals and walk barefoot across.
c.) Stab a homeless guy.
d.) Reneg on contract with the dark one.
Question the deuce:
2. The locals are striking again. To quell the petit rebellion, you...
a.) Light a muthafucker on fire as an example.
b.) Call in the local Witch Doctor and get high on domestic euthenogens in order to spirit walk and kill their ancestors.
c.) Summon the 'tatooed man' to deal with it.
d.) Have Mrs Dr. Murk make shoes out of them.
Kwestion trois:
3. Interpol has sent their lawers again. You escape arrest by...
a.) Don a crappy disguise and tell them that you are Guy Incognito.
b.) Show them your file on Joey Polanski and cut a deal.
c.) DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!
d.) Poison their blood with a needle.
Kreton numbah foor:
4. You wake up and are no longer Dr. Murk. You...
a.) Die in anguish.
b.) Assume Hell has finally followed with you... and caught up.
c.) Make a sandwich and figure it will wear off eventually.
d.) East a lightbulb. It can't be worse.
Questio cinq:
5. You have not posted to your blog due to severe writers cramp. How do you excuse yourself to your adoring public?
a.) Make a lame excuse and not give a fuck.
b.) Tell the truth about the Yakuza ninja assault on your compound.
c.) Force the Angry Piper to write this at gunpoint.
d.) Nothing. You're Dr. Murk. You are the internet.
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Answers:
1)All of the above
2)All of the above
3)All of the above
4)B & C
5)D (of course!)
(Uhm- Just in case, can you let the Angry Piper go now?)
I too was searching for "all the above" But I'm alway partial to "light a muthafucker on fire" Good times!
I'd take a shit in the pool and then pee on the lifeguard.
Can I vomit here?
1. c.)
2. a.)
3. d.)
4. c.)
5. a.)
Do I win a prize?
1. Don Larsen.
2. Hawaii.
3. False.
4. e.
5. 37
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